- Date a foreigner specifically one of the latin persuasion who speaks more than one sexy language. Then make him talk to you in said languages.
- Buy a floppy 70’s hat or something equally fabulous and pointless. (I’m trying to justify strange purchases)
- Remember that there are thousands of Italian men who would LOVE to date you and chances are they”ll be dressed WAY better anyhow.
- Have a cup of tea with an American women in her 60’s who has an American son. She’ll get it.
- Re-design your feng sui love corner. Switch that stupid nondescript Hallmark card out for a postcard from Paris. The lovers bridge.
- GET OFF TINDER! FOR REAL NOW ILL WAIT WHILE YOU DELETE YOUR STUPID PROFILE!
- Go to a sports bar during a college football game. And just wait. Until you crack.
- Then go listen to jazz and drink wine.
- Read this article, How To Fall In Love In 5 Minutes.
- Remember that if he’s white, attractive, well spoken, charming, and American he could also be Ted Bundy. You’re welcome, ladies!
*you’re welcome for the most amazing American gif EVER!
Your post had me laughing for a whole minute.I really like your first tip.It will definitely work wonders!
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