Here’s a short list of things that give me PTSD from my previous relationship:
- Baseball hats specifically fan hats. Sorry every man in america.
- Polo shirts. Sorry 80% of men in america.
- Burnt orange. Sorry Austin, Texas.
- Golf.
- Soccer.
- Germans. Sorry 25% of Texas.
- Crate & Barrel. Please none of my friends soon to be married register there.
- Fake plants.
- Multi-purpose greeting cards.
- Groupons….for dates.